“We Don’t Need CBS Anymore”: The Fictional Comeback of Stephen Colbert and Jasmine Crockett That’s Redefining Late-Night TV

It’s the kind of headline that sounds too wild to be true — and that’s because it isn’t true.

But imagine this: Stephen Colbert, the late-night legend once thought to be finished after his CBS exit, suddenly returns to television — not with a network, but with a movement. And standing beside him is Jasmine Crockett, the bold, sharp-tongued voice of a new generation.

In this imagined world, their comeback isn’t just a show — it’s a statement.

The Fall Before the Rise

The Unexpected Alliance

The Rebirth of Late Night

Hollywood’s Shock — and CBS’s Silence

A New Kind of Power

The Emotional Finale

Why This Fictional Story Resonates