SH0CKING NEWS: Elon Musk Just BOUGHT Facebook — And His First Move Will Leave You SPEECHLESS! 

**He just bought Facebook.

A Tech Coup That No One Saw Coming

Meta’s board reportedly approved Musk’s acquisition of Facebook in exchange for a multi-phase restructuring and payout.

“A Digital Addiction Machine” — Musk’s Explosive Words

Operation Clean Slate Has Already Begun

Multiple sources claim Musk has ordered what insiders call:

Operation Clean Slate

A coordinated, top-secret mission to permanently shut down Facebook’s infrastructure.

This reportedly includes:

Global Panic — And Global Celebration

The moment news broke, the internet erupted like never before.

On one side: total panic.

On the other side: celebration.

What Does Elon Musk Gain?

He believes the world will be better without it.

What Happens Next?

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