Elon Musk just changed everything! The $789 Tesla Pi Phone is here — with free Starlink internet for life, no SIM, no bills, no limits. Solar-powered, Neuralink-ready, crypto-mining beast that controls your Tesla. Apple isn’t competing anymore… it’s running scared.
The Promise of Infinite Connectivity
Hardware Built Like a Spaceship
Neuralink Integration
Crypto Mining on the Go
Tesla Ecosystem Integration
The iPhone’s Corner
Market Fallout
Skepticism Remains
A Future Written in Disruption
