By: The Garden State Insider | Dateline: Totowa, NJ

While billionaire Elon Musk described the capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro as “heartwarming,” Real Housewives of New Jersey star and self-proclaimed motivational guru Joe Gorga had a different adjective for the situation: “PATHETIC.”

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The Musk Feud

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